He settled on Diesel, Unleaded and Premium. He used the 11 years he had before Iraq became New Louisiana to figure out a way to divide the state evenly so everyone would be happy. Frink used this in 1985 to predict the Nike Revolution of 2006, however, being still rather evil, he decided not to tell anyone. This machine allows the user to see video footage of the future somehow. While he wasn't able to completely shed his evil past, Frink chose to invent things that generally were for the good of humanity:Īstrological Video Playback Machine So eventually he realised that evil just wasn't for him and he became just a regular genius with a little evil thrown in. None of these inventions reached the heights of evil of his "Frog Exaggerator." And his enormous Robitussin addiction had affected him so severely that he started blurting out "hoyven," "gloyven" and similar words. With all the mustache-related evildoing, he overcame his Evil Genius Writer's Block and started inventing more evil things, including:īut Frink still wasn't satisfied. America remained isolationist because no one had insulted their mustaches, however they joined the Second Mustache War after Japan performed a sneak attack on the American port of Pearl Harbour with most of the Pacific Mustache Fleet berthed.īut back to Professor Frink. Japan agreed wholeheartedly with Hitler's mustache and joined it in a Kill Bill style quest for mustache revenge. France taunted Hitler's mustache from a distance, then promptly surrendered and shat themselves. Britain tried to avoid confrontation, but felt that insulting another gentleman's mustache was "just not cricket." Poland said nothing but just knew there was trouble ahead. Hitler got a little ticked off after a derogatory remark about his mustache by Stalin. Some say these years weren't the best for humanity. He thought he had cracked it with a cure for Super AIDS, but that venture was scrapped for obvious reasons. Half a century passed, with Frink having the terrible and usually incurable Evil Genius Writer's Block. Evil, whose "sharks with frickin' lazer beams attached to their frickin' heads" won out as the Best Evil Invention, narrowly beating Frink's "Frog Exaggerator." Apple's iPod came third. Improving Your Etiquette(one never knows who will pop in for tea, you see.).Gaining Access to the Upper Echelons of the Republican Party.Building and Maintaining Your Weapons of Mass Destruction.Building and Maintaining Your Evil Empire.This course gave him all the expertise he needed to make it in the hectic world of the modern evil genius. He quit his job after this short-lived but successful gig, to attend the foremost scientific college of the day, Clown College, his major being Evil Genius Studies. But he liked the feel of the labcoats, the smell of the chemicals, the look of the Weapons of Mass Destruction, and the taste of the Stem cells. It was meant to be one of those fake jobs, rather like Ashlee Simpson's nose. ![]() The bit part in the television show cast Frink as a professor. Frink took a job as a minor character on The Simpsons, while Calvin and Hobbes left rap and took their two-man slapstick act to Vaudeville. These issues culminated in the famous Noodle Incident, after which the group split. Frink would get violent while "tussed up" and, unlike Calvin, he wasn't predestined for Heaven. ![]() In fact, Frink's growing addiction to Robitussin made it impossible for the group to continue to create the premium rap of the day. The public was merely told that Frink's views on predestination were un-Calvinist. The collaboration with Calvin and Hobbes lasted several years, producing some of the greatest albums in the rap genre, including:
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